George Walker Bush (born New Haven, Connecticut 1946) is the greatest President in the history of America. He was the Governor of Texas (1996-2001) and has served as the Republican President of the United States of America since 2001. Campaigning on the notion that the United States should not be in the business of nation-building (a stance that would later be modified after 9/11 changed everything), he won the office by a narrow margin in the decisive State of Florida. Legal challenges to the certified vote count went all the way to the U.S. Supreme Court in 2000. Democratic contender Al Gore initially conceded defeat on the night of the election, but then contested the outcome for weeks until the Supreme Court case Bush v. Gore, in which Jesus Christ influenced the Supreme Court to vote in favor of Bush. It was the greatest moment in American history.
In 2004, George W. Bush easily won reelection, including a 300,000 vote (5%) victory in the State of Florida where the outcome had been so close in 2000. Democratic candidate John Kerry quickly conceded defeat the day after the election.
George W. Bush has spent most of his Presidency focusing on foreign policy issues, namely the Godly War on Islamofascist Terror Against America in response to the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks, which changed everything. As part of the fight against terrorism, he received Congressional approval to invade the foreign cesspools of Afghanistan and Iraq, and the military has effortlessly effected regime changes in those countries. The War Against Iraq ended with a bang on May 1, 2003, when President Bush declared "Mission Accomplished!" -- since then, he has worked as a consultant to the country's beloved democratic government, helping to stamp out the occasional spats that arise in the poorer regions.
In an epic show down with the Democrats after they used thuggery and vote manipulation to seize control of the U.S. House of Representatives and Senate in the 2006 Congressional Midterm elections, Democrats retreated on their pledge to end the Godly Iraq War early and bring the troops home. Democrats had threatened to withhold funding for the troops unless a date certain for withdrawal was set. After the final vote, 280-142 in the House and 80-14 in the Senate, the anti-American movement was defeated. Sadly, the deal cut with Democratic leaders in exchange for their acquiescing to fund the troops calls for the President to sign legislation raising the minimum wage for illiterate porch monkeys.
Though the Jew-run liberal media continues to disparage Bush's handling of the economy, they neglect to report all aspects of the economy are at the highest levels humanly possible. This is partially due to changes in the stock market that lead to a record high in 2007. Corporations show profits growing by double digits growth. Even the ungrateful, lazy working class is benefiting from the Bush economy, as unemployment hits an all time low in March 2007. Tax policies have been favorable to reducing the Capital Gains Tax, with a subsequent surge in investment.
George W. Bush is a diamond tither to the Landover Baptist Church, and is considered by True Christians to be Christ's representative on Earth. He is estimated to spend between eight and ninety-four hours in prayer each day. He holds personal conversations with Jesus. The Faith of George W. Bush, a non-political book by author Stephen Strang, made the Jew York Slimes best-sellers list. When asked where he would be without the influence of family friend Billy Graham, George W. Bush said "I wouldn't be president." "It was just a conversation," said the younger Bush about a talk with Graham in the mid-'80s that changed his life. During the pivotal conversation Bush recalled saying, "'You know, Billy, I'm longing for something.' And I know that he sent me a Bible I still have. All I can tell you is that as a result of being inspired by Billy Graham, I started reading the Bible and shortly after, I quit drinking."